what your ex-girlfriend might call you when she is surprised and hurt that you ended a short but beautiful and passionate relationship with her
"pity party looks bad on you since your the one running around being a fuck boy. don't text me anymore"
by learningaswego October 31, 2020
A fuck boy is someone who will be talking to many girls at one particular time. He will often be found at the campus bar drinking pitchers of Snake Bite while listing to old 2010 banger such as 'Written in the Stars' and 'Nothin' on You'. He is likely to consider himself a 'BNOC' despite not getting nominated on the official 'TAB' page. He is easily spotted as he often walks around the campus in a hoodie and a backwards cap. On the sesh, a fuck boy will have a tendency to get his dick out and demonstrate particularly vile and impressive party tricks to his fellow seshers. This guy is likely to be a Social Sec of a particular sport and will be damned if not everyone knows about his achievement. A fuck boy is a breaker of many hearts and has had many of tissues used by girls at his expense.
'Oh, that's Matt. He's social sec of lacrosse... don't trust him, he's a fuck boy'.
'He seemed really nice until he lit my cigarette from his foreskin. After that trick I knew he was a fuck boy.
'He seemed really nice until he lit my cigarette from his foreskin. After that trick I knew he was a fuck boy.
by JohnHenryBrookes May 6, 2017
n, One who emulates the actions of a Real Man, only for personal gain, especially when dealing with potential mates or sexual Partners.
by MarkusAquarius August 25, 2021
An extremely insensitive and derogatory term that was originally used to describe men who were forced in to sex in prisons. Now adopted by feminist culture which stands against the rape of women but is ok with the sexual abuse and rape of men.
by Analqueef February 1, 2016
So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.
The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*
"Who's the Fuck Boy?"
"Who's the Fuck Boy?"