The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.
Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.
Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.
Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.
by YupBro11 January 8, 2026
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State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.
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