Fork

A way of saying you beat your wife without formally stating it.

Hey Bobby, I'm so fucking mad right now, I want to fork my wife

I'm being forked right now

by Matthew Munt May 5, 2024

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the fork is in the ranch

An expression used when something bad happens, usually just a minor inconvenience.

Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."

by The Rymuss November 26, 2021

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A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024

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Forkful

Similar to a spoonful but with a fork. What are you stupid?

I ate a Forkful or cereal.

James ate a Forkful of his girlfriends awfull Macaroni.

by GWR 5043 March 26, 2024

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Fork repellent

Fork repellent is something Lollipop from Bfb sells. It will make it so forks fly away from you. it can also be used to push away lava because it is multi-purposed.

Lollipop in bfb 21: "Want some Fork repellent?"

by Bob crossing lol July 21, 2022

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