tv

something you watch porn on

jerk off while watching tv

by xcghjklp-098uyt August 13, 2018

Mac the tv

This is A character from escape the object show and from Tiktok and the Bfb amino

Want to watch some Mac the tv

by Mac the tv July 12, 2021

TV day

The holiday before Halloween that you are wearing black and white

We better wear black and white because it is TV day

by 459395 February 20, 2022

TV Patrol

A long-running Phillipines television news show that began in 1987 and still runs to this day. Somehow, many logo effects kids edit the opening intro title sequence to since around 2021. It features Noli De Castro, a former PH Vice President from 2004 to 2009, as a news reporter on this show.

Eat Bulaga, another long-running Philipine television show, is also a victim of logo effects kids' edits.

Did you see that awful edit to the TV Patrol intro?

by jadenthemoose2 March 22, 2025

Brain TV

The hallucinations/visions you get when trying to get to sleep after taking MDMA e.g. thinking you are somewhere else, talking to someone else or getting imaginary texts on your phone

Dropped 3 pills last night, couldn't sleep for ages the brain tv was a madness

by IOBEPARG January 19, 2020

Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.

Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.

by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020

TV Hell

When you are watching a show, but you lack the willpower to finish it but feel obligated to anyway. (See also sunk cost fallacy).

"Hey, man, why do you come to my cookout later?"
" I can't, I'm trapped in TV Hell with Glee."

by SuthMaster February 1, 2024