Cable TV

When you go to the toilet and lay a huge cable whilst watching YouTube/Tv on your phone

Husband: Honey im going for a bit of cable Tv…
Wife: FFS again!

by MM51GMA July 25, 2023

Black and white tv

Mix of black tar heroin and cocaine.

Almost didn’t make it out alive last night; they had a black and white tv

by AerieFae March 31, 2024

TV Girl hours

The act of listening to the hit indie-pop band TV Girl into late hours of the night.

“Why are you crying?”
“It’s TV Girl hours”

by Perleaze December 15, 2023

TV Girl hours

The act of listening to the hit indie-pop band TV Girl into late hours of the night.

“Why are you crying?”
“It’s TV Girl hours”

by Perleaze December 15, 2023

smartass TV

A smart TV that doesn’t fucking need to be one.

So every smart TV.

Nobody would ever want to have a smartass TV that collects your data, shows you ads, and has a wiretap that goes straight to the government.

by the riverside November 15, 2023

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

TV Tinnitus

The high pitched noise CRT TVs (aka Box TVs) make when on

Guy 1: “Ughhhhh, I can’t stand this TV Tinnitus man! I JUST WANNA PLAY SUPER SMASH BROS 64!!!

Guy 2: “Bro just get a new tv… Chill out…”

by CRT_Gaming_2011 October 15, 2025