Woke Tax

The mental tax on a piece of entertainment that has not aged particularly well to the new standards of not being: racist, transphobic, homophobic, sexist, etc.

I used to love Harry Potter but ever since I became woke they are harder to watch, I guess that is just the woke tax at work

by dnmLucas November 5, 2021

Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.

Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.

by Ral_phie September 15, 2021

Hood Tax

The inflated prices of name brand items and goods sold in some neighborhood stores.

ex. The price of items in a convenience store that you would usually get from a grocery store for less,such as, bread,toilet paper,beer,etc....

ex. The price of clothes,shoes,hats and accessories from a smaller neighborhood clothing store that you would get from a urban outfitter in a more retail oriented location for a more reasonable cost.

Sentence: Dont buy that bread out of here yo,you paying double wit that "hood tax".

Sentence: Maaaan,these Nikes got that "hood tax" on em!

by S.T.T.R.E.S.S. September 1, 2010

Idiot Tax

A self-imposed tax that frequently occurs following the consumption of copious amount of alcohol. Typically levied by way of penalties, fines, additional costs for replacement travel and the like.

I hear you missed your flight because you were piss drunk.

Yeah. The Idiot Tax on that one was pretty high. The replacement flight home cost me 3 times as much as the original one !

by Barr Man June 5, 2009

tax lunch

1. to have a sexual intercourse during a lunch break. 2. a nooner. 3. a lunch quickie

I had a tax lunch with Jaime Lee a couple of days ago.

by Xavier P June 23, 2005

gay tax

A tax of any form, monetary or otherwise, imposed on a male who currently is under suspicion of being a homosexual, when the said male knowingly commits a gay act.

Hey Harry, why are you wearing Seven jeans? Give ten bucks for your gay tax.

by Charles Burrus March 21, 2007

pussy tax

The reason why women are earning 77 cents to the men's dollar. The reason why women are overcharged by mechanics, plumbers, electricians and other repair jobs.

The reason why Mary is getting paid less than Michael for the same job is because of pussy tax. Hey, at least she doesn't have to pay for penis tax, which is definitely WAY worse.

by urbandildo June 14, 2016