michigan football 

Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.

Michigan football will suffer another setback as Ohio state will crush them again this year 42 to 3

michigan football by Randy33333 August 27, 2006

Fake Football 

The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.

Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?

Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!

Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!

Fake Football by mike 90210 September 16, 2008

orange football

An extremely strong variety of adderall . Comprised of 30mg of various instant release amphetamines, this pill will have you speeding your ass off.

Easily identifiable by its orange color and oval shape, this pill is appropriately named the "orange football"

Toss me an orange football O.J. Simpson.

orange football by Barry's drug facts and radios January 10, 2015

Overprotective football fan 

Two people or more arguing over the fact they don't support the same football team (it's fine to have a joke about it but being serious about it is fucking stupid) like it's just a sport and it's alright to be very supportive but not at a level it get very heated and could end up in a scrap.

Bigmanjeff(as a joke) : I don't like *insert football team here* they're shit

Bigoldbilly: you fucken what mate I support them you cunt wanna scrap donny
Oldmansteve: it's was only a joke chill the fuck out man you're an overprotective football fan.

Overprotective football fan by Wankface6969 November 1, 2017

Freshman Football 

A team of freshman & sophomore football athletes. A lot of them will not play and grind at practice like the Senior Football team. Some will just quit the team. A good amount of them will not play the year after. Some will keep on playing. Also known as frosh football.

Kid 1: I wanna be like Viz and play all the years after Freshman Football
Kid 2: Football is gay so I'm quitting
Kid 3: I wanna play just for the varsity jacket
Kid 4: *tackles coach*

Freshman Football by stephen 47 November 4, 2018

daddys football champion 

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

daddys football champion by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020

Small football small money 

It's a sentence used by hungarian people in Hungary, it's a more clever way to say "TIPSZMIKSZ"

Small football small money asfasfasfasf

Small football small money by HAMUUD May 18, 2021