Flat Ham

Pressing ones ass against the glass (i.e. car window) and mooning someone.

Some guy gave me the finger, so I gave him a flat ham right back.

by PhilMacCracken November 28, 2010

flat top cunt

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut

"look at that flat top cunt, what a wanker"

by rtargett October 2, 2007

flat out

To be extremely busy.

Jane: It's lunch time. You want to go grab a bite to eat?

Kate: Thanks, but I can't right now - I'm flat out...

by g_pi July 20, 2008

Flat Pack Idiot

Flat pack idiot: someone who has very little common sense or engineering skills. Therefore making them completely incapable of following the basic instructions typically which come with flat pack furniture

F*ck me Dave, you are a right "Flat Pack Idiot", have you not finished that bookcase yet!

by World of Pain October 12, 2011

flat attitude

A flat attitude comes from the A Bad Attitude is like a Flat Tire quote. A bad attitude from a person who can't let something go, no matter how long ago or truthful it really is.

Person 1: Taylor Swift's had such a flat attitude in her acceptence speech at the Grammys.
Person 2: Yeah. Wasn't the whole feud between Kanye and her years ago?

by AnAverageGrammarNazi September 10, 2016

Flat Earth Analogy

The Flat Earth Analogy or Flat Earth Falacy is an informal falacy to formal falacy that seeks to compare certain concept, idea, hypothesis or theory into something that is falacious, often flat Earth. A common example of this is "X is just like flat Earth", "Believing in X is the same as believe in flat Earth", "X and flat Earth are the same because both concepts are bullshit" and "X and flat Earth do not exist so they are somewhat similar", this falacy/analogy is commonly used by atheists, scientificists and people who want to discredit some narrative or idea/concept.

"The Flat Earth Analogy is a form of Argumentum Ad Pseudoscientia, maybe the most common form of Argumentum ad Pseudoscientia, that can include other things such as "climate denial", "antivax" and so on."

by Dumugian December 6, 2021

flat headed bitch

1.What a Prospector will call a AA community whore that will trick with him 2. Prostitute

Get the head shed ready that flat headed bitch is on her way over.

by Waysickerthanu June 12, 2023