Softcock express

Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"
by softcock Express April 27, 2010
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oRIMent express

When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass
Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!
by BroncoDonko August 14, 2023
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EXPRESSENCE

To express your essence. To express yourself truthfully without deceit. To show love in many forms how you feel personally, from the experiences of your life mentally, physical, spiritually and emotionally.
By his expressence, I could tell he is an extraordinary gift to the world. Her expressence is magnetic.
by CosmicEnergyZon December 15, 2022
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When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019
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