Turtle Egg

When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.

I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.

by smashuri November 2, 2010

"the egg man"

this guy from Ripley's Believe it or not who caught eggs in his mouth from 180 ft. away.

"mommy, that guy is weird."
"no honey, he's "the egg man""

by a_banana510 October 15, 2008

Egg-Shan

a modern day mystic warrior who uses Chinese black magic to battle the evil spirit Lo-Pan.

"You never could beat me, Egg-Shan."

--quote from Lo-Pan after a heated battle

by Eli Whitney June 14, 2005

Egg Hunt

1.The act of sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of impregnating your partner. When a couple actively tries to get pregnant. filled the basket
2. A traditional Easter holiday tradition. Grownups hide eggs from the "Easter Bunny" and children search/hunt for them.

Guy#1: I am so tired today.
Guy#2: Jeanna had you out late egg hunting again?
Guy#1: Yea, ,we've been trying for weeks now, but I think I finally filled the basket.

by Murtle January 24, 2008

egg snot

The clear and sometimes cloudy, viscous, sticky, uncooked white of an egg. Under cooked sunny-side-up egg.

"Gross! I ordered my eggs sunny-side up...not egg snot! I need a tissue for this, not toast!"

by C.Palmer June 7, 2007

egg gang

Egg gang originated from @world_record_egg who on instagram holds the most liked photo, prior to the Egg was Kylie Jenner with the amount of 18mil likes, as of now our fellow Egg holds over 35mil likes of just.. an Egg

me: Egg gang for days
random: Egg gang?
me; Yeah that instagrammer who surpassed 18mil likes of just an Egg!

by yummyecstacy January 14, 2019

bacon and eggs

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.

Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

by LakeCharlesGuy March 30, 2009