Eddy's Mom

A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.

Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.

by Bock Choy November 21, 2018

Eddy Ladonsky

Twig lookin ass. Likes to make black jokes and gay jokes. Talks about penises a lot.

Eddy Ladonsky is a gay fucking fagot

by Doraisabitch October 12, 2018

Eddie

Eddie is a pretty badass name, if you know someone Eddie you better call him that and not some gay ass shit like Edwin, what the fuck is that? Also Edward is unacceptable, only fucking Eddie. I swear to God that if I hear one more variation of Eddie I will fucking lose it.

Person 1: Hey Eddie
Eddie: Hey
Person 1: Or should I say Edwin?
Eddie: Shut the fuck up you peice of human garbage

by AxeBodySpray October 23, 2018

eddy up

(verb). To "eddy up" means to eat marijuana edibles and enjoy their effect.

I will watch that boring movie with you, but I'm going to have to eddy up for it.
You can't bring your vape to school, the discrete way to stay high is to eddy up.
Jack decided to double eddy up before the long car trip to visit his grandparents, and freaked out one hour into the trip.

by dazed.konfuzed March 4, 2019

Eddie Beckom

A man who cares about his homies and has proven his wholesomeness on multiple occasions. And is on the pursuit to have sexual relation with more than 200 women but what constraints him is loose JAW

He gonna pull a Eddie Beckom

by ga ga la la March 6, 2019

eddie pittman

the bald mf that gives notes while thinking about the girls on his soccer team

Dude eddie pittman is a pedo

by Ownenreddie dededdie pittman March 12, 2019

Eddy

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.

- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!

by grippeman March 13, 2019