eastenders

Contrary to popular belief, Eastenders is not a story that unfolds. The storylines are available a week in advance and the cult TV soap known as eastenders is now a well known and widely used excuse for those moments when one cannot be bothered to get up off ones posterior and do something vaguely constructive.

"I can't. Eastenders is on"

by Snafu- May 26, 2004

Double meater eater

Receiving a blow job while eating a Burger King "Super Seven Incher" sandwich.

Jon: "Dude, last night while I chowing down on my BK Super Seven Incher, my gf started giving me a blow job!"

Steve: "Dude, you just got a double meater eater!"

by Peter North/MAPS July 6, 2009

Eastern New England Accent

An accent of English spoken in the East of New England.
The border is traditionally the Connecticut River, which separates the accents of Eastern and Western New England.

Eastern New England accents are non-rhotic while in Western New England the 'R's are pronounced everywhere.

by MartM May 28, 2007

face-eaters

A pair of over-sized trendy sunglasses, usually sported by scene kids.

Scene girl #1: Like, RaWwRr! Let's go to the br00tal show.
Scene boy that looks like a scene girl: I'm going to show off my face-eaters and look fierce.

by xlivelifeontheEDGEx June 10, 2009

Shame eater

Indulging in an exorbitant quantity of food, outside of any meal time, and hiding the fact that you have just scoffed an amount of food that would feed a small town in Kenya.

It's 4pm and Louanna has once again found herself in the stationary cupboard in the office, hiding away from her colleagues, as she stuffs her face with a large serving of McDonald's fries. Louanna is clearly displaying the behaviours of a shame eater.

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Eastroturf

The colored plastic "nest" (typically green, but can come in a variety of colors) found in Easter baskets to simulate grass upon which the candies are placed.
(Easter turf, thus "Eastroturf")

My Easter basket had a few goodies in it, but it was mostly filled with Eastroturf.

by Dex K.T. September 19, 2005

boot eater

A person who eats their steak well done.

Charles: "Hello waiter, I'd like a filet mignon, well done."
Waiter: "One destroyed steak coming up, boot eater."

by roboticgentleman July 15, 2011