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Heaven on Earth

When you are not poor to beg nor rich to have insomnia, yet you can eat and drink (without a tube), walk (without bodyguards), shower (without a nurse), and earn or save enough (without kissing your boss’s ass)—and you can contribute to Urban Dictionary every now and then.
Heaven on earth starts right here on this side of eternity, not after you’ve earned your first million or billion, or experienced your last heartbeat—remember to count your blessings and be a blessing to others.
by MathPlus October 2, 2018
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earth dragon

a chinese astrological sign; somebody born between January 23,1928 and February 9,1929 or between February 17, 1988 and February 5,1989
by k.k. February 4, 2004
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earplant

One of those guys, usually in their forties, who wear blinking bluetooth ear pieces all the time, everywhere. When looking at them, it is impossible to tell if they are talking to you or some other earplant on their phone. Earplants tend to be nerdy, corporate wannabees, and they think that the bluetooth headset makes them look professional. Well, news flash: it doesn't. It is just annoying.
Johnny: Why the fuck is your dad on the phone during our high school graduation?
Sammy: Shut up, Johnny. He's just an earplant; he wears that thing all the time, even when he isn't on the phone.
by SalaciousMan December 28, 2007
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Earthers

A group of people believing Donald Trump is from outer space, and therefore ineligible to run for president of the United States of America.
If Donald Trump runs for president, the Earthers will launch protests and rallies.
by powersurge2005 May 10, 2011
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Earthcreeper'd

What happens when using the minecraft mod Elemental Creepers, and an earth creeper blows up by you.
"man, did you see the new minecraft video by UberHaxorNova? his kingdom totally got earthcreeper'd.
by ImTheBause November 4, 2011
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earth worm jim

A character from a game found on cell phones.
Also can be a pet name for a penis
"Get your earth worm jim out and dig me a tunnel!"
by justforajoke January 7, 2012
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earth cookie

A woman who wears no makeup and is very sweet, like a cookie.
That mom is an earth cookie, she is sweet and does not wear makeup.
by One Shoop, Many Sheep October 13, 2013
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