Well dude

(Noun) A well dude is a person who is constantly making excuses for why they can’t, or shouldn’t perform certain actions.

(Exclamation) The prolonged sound made by a person who, when in the presence of a well dude, hears them say “well dude.”

“Do you want to go to this show on Thursday?”

“Well dude, I just can’t because I have to work on Friday and it takes too long to get to the venue and the tickets are too expensive and I have homework anyway.”

by Prof. O March 27, 2019

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Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.

Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.

by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019

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Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.

by Lbluefosho December 27, 2017

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Dude guess

Fefers to people (often men) who "claim something in a way that makes it sound like you know what you're talking about even though you're really only guessing". Originally from the Swedish word "killgissa".

- "Hey Laura, I need you to make a cake ready for me for Tuesday when the Republicans wins the election."
- "Come on, it's not for certain they will win yet. You are only dude guessing."

by EricThombbo November 19, 2020

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