H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!
by GullibleZine August 14, 2007
The subliminal coding imbedded in all guys.
1. No cockblocking
2. Nobody turns down an offer to play football.
3. Leave the seat up, anyone that requires it down either is too drunk to stand up or needs to take a dump.
4. Chat/IM lingo is frowned upon in real life conversation.
5. The only reason why a guy shouldn't be able to change their oil is if they are physically incapable of doing it.
6. There is no reason why one guy should touch another guy's junk, unless it's a physical examination.
7. Shotgun rules are overridden when the driver has a woman with them, whether it is a date, hooker, sister, friend, or bum.
8. Something/someone should only be called gay if there is a dude with a dude.
9. Anything is a sport that requires practice and sweat. Including beer pong, table tennis, and pool(billiards).
10. No male cheerleader should be frowned upon, because they are grabbing your girlfriends ass more than you.
11. A warm beer is never acceptable unless it is yours and your dumbass left it out, then you should be forced to drink it.
1. No cockblocking
2. Nobody turns down an offer to play football.
3. Leave the seat up, anyone that requires it down either is too drunk to stand up or needs to take a dump.
4. Chat/IM lingo is frowned upon in real life conversation.
5. The only reason why a guy shouldn't be able to change their oil is if they are physically incapable of doing it.
6. There is no reason why one guy should touch another guy's junk, unless it's a physical examination.
7. Shotgun rules are overridden when the driver has a woman with them, whether it is a date, hooker, sister, friend, or bum.
8. Something/someone should only be called gay if there is a dude with a dude.
9. Anything is a sport that requires practice and sweat. Including beer pong, table tennis, and pool(billiards).
10. No male cheerleader should be frowned upon, because they are grabbing your girlfriends ass more than you.
11. A warm beer is never acceptable unless it is yours and your dumbass left it out, then you should be forced to drink it.
guy 1. DUDE! you're breaking the dude code! you pulled off a trifecta!!!
guy 2. ouch. i might as well get naked and wave at the mailbox.
guy 3. douchebags.
guy 2. ouch. i might as well get naked and wave at the mailbox.
guy 3. douchebags.
by uchas July 13, 2008
A god being that no one or anyone is above. Baby dude is a cat that is so magnificent and majestic, that when you see him you'll love him forever :D.
by Dude1016 May 03, 2020
The slogan adopted by politicians in support of "lean finely textured beef", an ammonia-sterilized mechanically separated beef product popularly derided as "pink slime". The slogan should be ironically deployed in any context where something is clearly bogus, inauthentic, artificial, fraudulent, or counterfeit.
Dude 1: Dude, I wonder what's really in this taco "meat".
Dude 2: Dude, it's beef!
Dude 3: Dude, those implants are really obvious.
Dude 4: Dude, it's beef!
Dude 5: Dude, I think the whole act was lip-synced.
Dude 6: Dude, it's beef!
Dude 2: Dude, it's beef!
Dude 3: Dude, those implants are really obvious.
Dude 4: Dude, it's beef!
Dude 5: Dude, I think the whole act was lip-synced.
Dude 6: Dude, it's beef!
by Blakesflakes August 20, 2012
It is an attempt to convey the Point of view of the other person is theirs alone. One may feel some way but it is the way they feel, not you or others. A cop out or lame arguement to a valid argument or point
Jeff: The Lakers are one of the best teams in the history of basketball
Jeremy: No the Rockets are so much better.
Jeff: Lakers, #1
Jeremy: "dude, to you" their number 1, I think its the Rockets
Jeremy: No the Rockets are so much better.
Jeff: Lakers, #1
Jeremy: "dude, to you" their number 1, I think its the Rockets
by Randoni November 08, 2008
A guy that tells his wife/girlfriend about the exploits of his friends, thus getting his friends in trouble with their wives/girlfriends. Usually done preemptively to try to maintain innocence.
by Owwwmyballs September 01, 2009
by Reacharound47 November 24, 2013