duck yourself

when you misspell fuck yourself

Oh go duck yourself.

by gizyonPvP August 7, 2017

judge duck

A duck that wears a wig and acts as if he (or she) is a judge. Probably British.

Their personality is the same as what you would expect of a human judge: extremely biased and narcissistic.

Fluent in English and Spanish despite the fact that no duck schools teach Spanish.

"Judge duck is smart and hot" - Judge Duck, probably

by ponil January 31, 2022

Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018

submarine duck

A duck that dives beneath the water. Ducks in the Submarine Duck family include: Buffleheads, Hardhead, or any duck that decides to swim underwater.

Unlike a surface dwelling Mallard duck, Submarine ducks swim under the water like submarines.

by Quack-Doctor February 19, 2022

Blaze Duck

A person who is a total clown that comes from Canada. Typically, these people are feared, as they are a ferdifella

“Yo what’s up?”
“Nothing much. Just ran away from Jackson because it turned out he is a Blaze Duck”
“Yo, that’s crazy! How did we not know he was Canadian?!”

by Ligman July 15, 2018

Sigma Duck

A Gigachad duck

A: "Do you have a Sigma Duck?"
B: "What's a Sigma Duck? "
A: "SUGMA DICK BI-"

by Lugma Dick January 29, 2023

pull a duck

to offer up being punched in the face in exchange for a cigarette

hey man can i pull a duck?

by irish grenade July 6, 2010