duck yourself

when you misspell fuck yourself

Oh go duck yourself.

by gizyonPvP August 7, 2017

Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018

submarine duck

A duck that dives beneath the water. Ducks in the Submarine Duck family include: Buffleheads, Hardhead, or any duck that decides to swim underwater.

Unlike a surface dwelling Mallard duck, Submarine ducks swim under the water like submarines.

by Quack-Doctor February 19, 2022

judge duck

A duck that wears a wig and acts as if he (or she) is a judge. Probably British.

Their personality is the same as what you would expect of a human judge: extremely biased and narcissistic.

Fluent in English and Spanish despite the fact that no duck schools teach Spanish.

"Judge duck is smart and hot" - Judge Duck, probably

by ponil January 31, 2022

ice ducks

When a duck is found in the ice, one the ice, or is ice. Most of the time refers to a penguin or if you cannot spell, a pinguine.

I am very afraid of ice ducks
What is a pinguine? It’s an ice duck. You mean a penguin?

I love ice ducks

by Yoj haleak April 26, 2022

cocky duck

Refers to a cocky fuckboy

That guy's a cocky duck , stay away from him

by DaveStrider is best boi January 1, 2018

Duck Commander

When you blow in your partners butthole like a duck call.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new lastnight, so I gave her the Duck Commander.

by K-Dub369 December 27, 2014