by aros2k May 4, 2005

by schtiv January 1, 2012

by bigbunda24 December 20, 2020

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.
Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.
by JM Dola May 3, 2021

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with
1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

A U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter.
JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too?
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!
by CharlesUFarley June 7, 2018

by Markim June 5, 2018
