Dong Thap

Thappin ya meat on a surface to assert dominance

I walked in and just did a dong thap on the table, those bitches loved it

by CrunchyPooStain May 21, 2021

dong wang

1) Penis Penis
2) What the Chinese internet calls Trump. Directly translated as “the king of knowledge”. This name was triggered by his claim that “Nobody knows the coronavirus better than me”, after he was reported to have been infected with the virus.

Dong Wang lost to Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election.

by T7mCy4 November 25, 2020

Dinosaur dong

Big asss dick

Look at tht dinosaur dong shits big

by Stormii_Amanda November 13, 2022

Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi May 15, 2018

Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.

Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).

Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”

by D00M2099 October 18, 2018

ding dong

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

by cammamungeing July 21, 2018