Ding Bat

A bat that is flying into a metal object, making the sound 'ding!'

Did you see that ding bat? It was the loudest one to fly into that pole yet!

by lungsgnul February 1, 2010

ding dong

Started as slang for penis, but has basically become a generic noun for just about anything. cat, car, groceries, cigarettes, etc. sometimes used as a verb as well.

can you help me bring up the rest of the ding dongs from the ding dong? cheers.

by JT October 29, 2004

Ding

A person of below average intelligence whose daily life is disrupted by their own stupidity. Dings will usually lie and cause trouble constantly, just because they're dings.

There are levels of dingosity, running from Levels one to five.

"I've locked myself in the shed again, can you come and let me out"

"You are such a ding".

by doubleshiny June 24, 2005

ding dong

a great reggae-dancehall artist/performer straight from Jamaica. a famous dance by this artist is "bad man forward,bad man pull up."

ya kno ma boi ding dong in da house, yall need to get roun down ya girlass breakn down bad man forwa badman pullu

by D-Boz March 21, 2007

ding ding dong

Contrary to popular belief, a ding ding dong refers to a person's nose.

Not to be confused with a tralala.

"Oooh, my ding ding dong."

by sunshinegirl727 February 18, 2008

Ding Dong

While performing anal sex, the one being fucked takes a shit. The penis then becomes encased in shit and the male ejaculates, filling the shit with cum. Pull out, finish shitting and enjoy as after sex snack.

Jacob: Sophie and I made a ding dong the other night.

Tim: What the fuck bro?!

by Datboiswheel April 22, 2017

ching chong my ding dong

Basically, "fuck my dick" or "I don't understand you!" It's extremely racist to Asian people, especially Chinese people. You can use this to mock something you hear in Chinese

Jacky: *says something in Chinese*
Austin: Ching chong my ding dong!
Jacky: Huh?

by ala vanessa June 6, 2007