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daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"
Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.
by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.
Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?
by Splooogier January 13, 2022
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Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
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monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 20, 2019
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Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.
guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me
by a literal idiot December 22, 2021
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dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.
“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated
by Cum cake December 20, 2022
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