DERP

a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.

Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)

by Blaine December 25, 2003

derp

derp is just a funny noise that can be used to replace pretty much any word.

"Oh man, what a derp."

"I totally derped it on Tuesday."

by Jimy March 30, 2005

Herp Derp

A sexually transmitted disease contracted from sex with dick mongrels.

She was tryin to slob on my knob, and I was like 'Nah, trick I aint tryin to get no herp derp, get off my dick!'

by ghobi and tcap October 5, 2010

Herp a derp

Herpes.

Fuck a ho and you might just get the herp a derp.

by timmy9999 November 13, 2011

Herp Derp

Herpes

guy 1: what is that on your lip?

guy 2: It's herp derp.

by fjkhwlsbvipeuv May 7, 2018

Derp

Verb-(To Derp, Derping, Derp)

To smoke a grand amount of pot, enough to fuck you up.

Dude I was derping so hard yesterday, I almost put Ramen Noodles in the oven with my dick!

Tryna derp?

by Kaufdaman August 8, 2010

derpbot475

someone who gives ꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅ဪ꧅#6969 cool person

person1:@derpbot475

person2:banned

by aedsg June 11, 2021