December 10

Kwanaka Day!!! A day that all of your friends act crazy and insane and you celebrate it as a holiday!

( in December 10, it is a day that me and my friends made up to celebrate our weirdness/craziness! )

by Delaneyrj November 5, 2019

Decomp

A decomposing body.

"They found a decomp last night at 324 Curtis St."

by McNulty October 19, 2013

decompuzzled

The act of being decompuzzled is the constitutional brain matter starting at a puzzled state then revert from such state then deform into an extremly confused and curious state

How do we still not have a gym when we’re a RICH SCHOOL?!

Man ion even know i heard we got outbid by cvs by 100$ only

Man you gotta be joking, that shit got me decompuzzled

by Nottonyg January 25, 2022

December 9th

December 9th is eat a breadstick today! Time to get some olive garden breadsticks!

“I ate a breadstick on December 9th because it’s eat a breadstick day!”

by impacer October 19, 2019

December

National bang your girlfriend month. Go crazy with it and smash that booty

It’s December smash that booty

by The guy with a nipple November 1, 2019

December 3

December 3 is truth day.

Telling your crush you like em.

Telling people you hate them, getting everything off your chest.

“I didn’t know how, but since it’s December 3rd I thought I had to let you know.. I have a thing for you.”

by Selena Gomez stan December 2, 2019

December 12th

December 12th is “Make Your Parents Buy You Any Animal Day!”

Me:Mom can you buy me a parakeet and a giraffe?
Mom: Absolutely not!

Me: I will ask dad then... DAD!
Dad: Yes?
Me: go but me a parakeet and a giraffe!
Dad: Not. Gonna. Happen.
Me: welp it’s December 12th, you gotta buy me any animal I want! You have no choice!

by Gracie Jade December 10, 2019