ducked out 

Getting so completely fucked up at work that you can't function or do anything correctly at all.

Dude 1: I'm so ducked out right now.
Dude 2: Yeah I can tell you trying to pee in a pot and heat it up in the oven.

ducked out by Savage J October 26, 2007

Deked 

The process of forcing users to wade through unnecessary and anecdotal information in the pursuit of pertinent information. Made famous by Deke McClelland's books on various Adobe software.

This syllabus has been Deked, all I want to know is when a paper is due.

Deked by Bad-Ash April 12, 2010

Upper Decker Chowder

After taking a dump in the 'upper' part of the toilet (the tank), the individual is so famished he must dine on his own soup!! Thus..."upper decker chowder"

Man that food Ryan made went right through me...but I wanted to be sure I got all my nutrients so I dined on my own Upper Decker Chowder

Upper Decker Chowder by spqrbc August 31, 2010

Double Decker 

The double upper decker. performed by two people in the same toilet.

Jared and I both shit in the upper tank of a toilet.

Double Decker by Urban Dictionary August 24, 2005

chubby decker

Another form to call someone fat or chubby

Her clothes were so tight her stomach popped out, what a chubby decker.

-Guy1: Dude she's hot but her friend isn't, take one for the team and go for the chubby decker
-Guy2: No way! You owe me..

chubby decker by EROS GOOMERZ August 1, 2011

Pig Dicked

A sexual position when a man revolves while mid pump to twist his penis continually until it results in a corkscrew shape when pulled out.

Stop pig dicking around over there this isn't Porked with Prejudice by Pig Dickinson. Otherwise you will end up completely pig dicked!

Pig Dicked by Monty Supply July 15, 2011

Get Ducked 

To avoid someone who is being a fuck boi

Tammy -Im not in the mood

Joe- get ducked

Get Ducked by XPCp September 12, 2016