An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. <.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When you give money to someone for them to buy you something but you give them less money for something larger
by Straggot May 18, 2022
Get the Ava dealmug. Generally used in the negative to refer to someone who lacks deal factor. It is the quality where people can deal with changes in plan, changes in circumstances, without going above threshold or overreacting.
John? He’s got like no deal factor. We changed the time for brunch by 15 minutes and he freaked out.
by Blider March 19, 2025
Get the deal factormug. A V.I.P. of a brotherhood
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selected few are inducted into the dealership
"betterluck nexy year" rejection quote
also know n as a dealership
stress on a
selected few are inducted into the dealership
"betterluck nexy year" rejection quote
by coDEAAAL October 23, 2008
Get the Dealmug. A way for big corporations to act like they are doing anything about climate change and stop actual policy changes.
Biden voter: The green new deal is going to stop climate change, finally corporations are actually caring about the future generations.
John: You're literally a conservative.
John: You're literally a conservative.
by Socdem6002 July 29, 2022
Get the The green new dealmug. by orangepengwin January 21, 2015
Get the it's a big deal okaymug.