dead or alive

Masturbation Material for Xbox fans, especally DOA Extreme Vollyball. Everyone says they buy it for the Vollyball, but since when has a Vollyball game sold so well or even been popular as a video game?

Thats right never!

Sony Fan: "Why the hell did you buy Dead or alive Extremely Vollyball?"

Xbox fan: "ummmm i really like Vollyball, and ummm it is ummm?

Sony Fan: "sssurrreee!, would you like a box of Kleenex with that?"

by WiiPS3 November 7, 2008

Dead Meme

A dead meme is a meme that is dead and can not be used anymore.

That’s a dead meme dude!

by Ms.Itali April 5, 2019

dead poetic

Great music, great lyrics, Great Band!

LOVE THEM!

"Lie where you won’t see yourself in that way.
And we’ll ride to somewhere.

All we are is paralyzed from the face down.
We’re still alive with our fake smiles.
When the camera’s away."

Really awesome band! Dead Poetic

by gracied October 24, 2007

Dead Parrot

A parrot that doesn't pass as a return in pet shops.

If it weren't tied to it's perch it'd be pushing up the dasies!

by Spiffy Hamster March 28, 2004

dead pocket

noun; in pool, a pocket where the eight ball has been inadvertently set up early in the game. This essentially means that all other object balls must be deflected from this area to prevent either player from pocketing the eight ball too early and losing the game.

Tony cleverly turned the right corner into a dead pocket, preventing John from scoring on the next shot.

by Col. Hans Landa October 25, 2011

On dead dogs

Where if a person says “on dead dogs” this means they put that on their dead “homies” grave.Therefore, if they lie when they say this it will be 6 punches to their chest

Jimmy said “on dead dogs you a bitch

by Real Smart Kid September 18, 2018

dead broke

"dead broke" is the state of being without any money or any available cash reserves whatsoever. More than just broke or skint it means absolutely not having a pot to piss in. More at brassic or tapped out. It is often used in the form of an oral self-evaluation or a defensive declaration by someone hoping to convince others (e.g., a creditor) that he or she is absolutely unable to meet even a small portion of a pecuniary obligation or debt. Such a declarant may well spotlight their penniless state by pulling out and exposing their empty pockets.

"Sorry, I can't pay you anything now 'cause I'm dead broke, man!"

by Trochilus June 10, 2014