David

David is a huge cunt and an asshole. He is that kid that thinks he is always right however despite the fact David has bad qualities a lot of bad qualities he is a really good, no the best bestie anyone can ask for. He is the person; that brings you breakfast so you won't starve to death in the morning, that gives you his sandwich despite the fact he is hungry bc he knows you are hungry too, who stays up past his bedtime to talk to you so you won't feel scared. He would drop everything for his friends gives you the advice to help you, yes sometimes he might neglect you or annoy you to a point u wanna kill him but he honestly has a good heart he won't walk on grass bc he doesn't wanna kill insects. Honestly, he has done so much for me it would take me a 100 years to pay him back. He is the best bestie anyone can ask for. Sorry for annoying you all the time.
David is the best bestie.
by whatsupbestie May 27, 2019
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David. A nice tall guy but with a dark secret...He’s a child sodomizer
Wow did you see David come in the other day? He was so nice but I’m pretty sure he got arrested leaving the restaurant
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he’s a fucking asshole everyone hates him, he has a phat chode and loves dick down his throat, alls he eats is ass and big toes,if u know a david or if ur kids name is david abort them ASAP. they are the next gays of the generation
oi how gay is david
i know right what a faggot
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David is ya'know a great friends he is kinda gay but what the hell. Everyone knows who he is, but he gets shy about weiner, yes. David also reffered to as Davo is the biggest fan of Ajit Pai
David: I love CuM, bruhs
Girl: me too
guy: oh no
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He’s and awesome guy he likes this girl in his class her name is salome and he wants her to be his girl but he doesn’t think it will be possible
David is involve with salome
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This guy loves memes but is actually a bit of an introvert he likes playing Fortnite but sucks at it.He likes to eat shit too.
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A short ass nigga he kinda Asian but he isn’t
Look at David he is short asf
by 2 footer November 20, 2019
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