dong wang

1) Penis Penis
2) What the Chinese internet calls Trump. Directly translated as “the king of knowledge”. This name was triggered by his claim that “Nobody knows the coronavirus better than me”, after he was reported to have been infected with the virus.

Dong Wang lost to Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election.

by T7mCy4 November 25, 2020

Dong Duster

A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom”

Did you happen to see Sully’s new mustache? It’s a real Dong Duster

by Dong Duster January 24, 2021

max’s dong

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.

I’ve left them on max’s dong replies

by CMX26 February 6, 2021

dong water

dick sweat. straight fucking dick sweat.

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.

by c0keboys February 26, 2021

Dick Dong

a person who drives all over the road

“Hey watch where your driving you dick dong!”

by cdawg222222222 March 20, 2021

Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

Bionic Dong

A reference to Swagatron 3000, bionic dong can be used to describe people who say things which are inane or of little intelligence. Bionic dong is quite versatile in meaning and usage.

A: DurbanpoisonXskunk said that you're a junkie.
B: A junkie? I don't even use drugs!
A: I guess I shouldn't listen to that bionic dong.

"Bionic Dong" can be used differently when combined with other phrases:
A: Jimmy and Joe are having a party tonight.
B: That'll be a bionic sausage fest.

by Hitmancool December 18, 2011