Cantankerous

bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative.

Wow, can you believe Carol from accounting? What a cantankerous bitch.

by Spunty January 21, 2016

Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

Cantainer

Container that is neither a bottle or a can but is made of plastic with an aluminum can top.

Monster Energy's new Hydro drink comes in a cantainer.

by Seven_Gram_Snyder November 13, 2017

Contact Hype

When you get hyped because people around you are hyped.

Chris got major contact hype from Jerrod on the way to Bassrush.

by LunaUsagi July 20, 2018

Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.

I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover

by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018

centaurnarian

A person who grows an extra pair of legs after reaching the age of 100.

George Burns lived to be 100; I wonder if he would have become a centaurnarian if he'd stayed around another year?

by QuacksO March 16, 2019

Centari

A kind black gentleman with sultry green eyes. He typically clothes himself in black and walks with a calm grace. Centari is intimidating to many as he chooses to remain quiet in unfamiliar social settings but underneath that silent exterior is a truly beautiful soul who lights up the lives of many. He possesses a massive meatstick, as many black men do. He’s a gamer, a Dragon Ball Z fan girl, and a fantastic musician. A masterful cuddler, this man will snuggle you like a newborn kitten snuggles its mama. He’s a big fan of the teardrop shaped mammary gland-filled lumps of fat on a woman’s chest, so make sure you have those on your chest before trying to court this rare male. Centari is patient and a true friend in times of distress. He will listen to you with his empathic nonjudgmental eyes and offer advice if asked. Be grateful you have a Centari in your life.
Also, he has dreads.

Random lady: “Oh my.. who’s that sexy hunky fellow with the dreads?” uwu

Another random lady: “That’s Centari. Isn’t he such a fine cookie?” u~u
Random lady: “Oh yes... I gotta get a piece of that milk chocolate male.” UwU

by Kiwibirdblub June 27, 2019