I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!
by BekahBooVT July 15, 2019
Get the happy crystalsmug. When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.
by LouMack July 7, 2016
Get the Stink crystalsmug. by #Molife05# September 9, 2018
Get the catch a crystalmug. 
by Rustybongwater January 29, 2023
Get the Crystal skullmug. A girl who's an amazing bestfriend, and always knows how to make someone feel better. She's unique and beautiful. She likes to act crazy at times, but she knows when it's time to get serious! She's funny, and has a personality that's one of a kind. If you ever meet a Crysta, you know you've met someone special, and you have been blessed. Love you, Crysta!(: and she have a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! She is one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous! freaky, wild, carefree with a good aura and rare vibe with a good taste in music and Very fuckin' good at sex!
Damn!...Crystal has the perfect combination
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
Andrew: I want to eff Crysta.
Carey: Get in line.
Emma: Haha, i'm first.
Carey: No, I am.
Andrew: No, I called it!
Crysta: Sorry guys, but Andrews first in line!
Carey&Emma: Oh balls.
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
Andrew: I want to eff Crysta.
Carey: Get in line.
Emma: Haha, i'm first.
Carey: No, I am.
Andrew: No, I called it!
Crysta: Sorry guys, but Andrews first in line!
Carey&Emma: Oh balls.
by theevileyes November 23, 2021
Get the Crystalmug.