Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011

crotch moustashe

see also: crotch whiskers. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has a moustashe, or whiskers.

Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch moustashe...
Dude #2: It was more like whiskers!

by Saudi Arabia January 19, 2011

crotch mongler

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it

Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler

by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007

crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.

Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?

by Mikefromearth November 8, 2013

Crotch weed

When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl

Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint

by Ekesty August 8, 2016

cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022

snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011