Craig

A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids

Hang that fucking craig

by A person who hates all craigs February 12, 2022

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An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)

"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."

by NewGirl_InTown October 10, 2021

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Craiging

An action where a person named Craig who constantly bitches and moans about everything that's existent in the celestial galaxy. So much to a point where he loses his friends and they make a definition specifically for when he starts to bitch and moan.

Craig walked out of the house and started craiging about someone smoking all the weed that he didn't pitch in for in the first place.

by Ilikecheese36 October 14, 2021

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A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.

"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."

by wylinterms October 30, 2021

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