Crackity-ass 

One of the first made PSP's where the screen cracks easily in time

"Why's your PSP screen so cracked?"

"Oh, thats not mine. Its my brothers Crackity-ass PSP that cracked a long time ago when he first got it"

Crackity-ass by Viola Vamp January 17, 2009

cracking the wood

Pushing ones boner to one side to the point it cracks like when you crack your knuckles. Cracking the wood dose not lead to E.D.D.

#1 I started cracking the wood during sex and I blew hard and I felt weak at the knees.

#2 My girlfried was cracking the wood as she gave me a hummer. Aaawwwhh snap.

cracking the wood by Dr. Stinkyfinger April 21, 2010

Crackie

The black person being hid by the cracker.

" fuck you cracker." " No fuck you crackie."

Crackie by TomPop October 21, 2013

cracking 

used to say that someone is so crazy that they are carking on something.

what the fuck are you cracking you shmo!!(lior i love you)

cracking by relish December 15, 2004

cracking ten 

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.

"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."

cracking ten by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008

crackinged 

To be boned senseless by someone who incontrollably nods their head.

Glennda barked as she was crackinged by Becks

crackinged by whitters1001 December 8, 2006

Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

Cracking Jack by J. Gam January 18, 2008