corn monkey

A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their hands stuck. The locals can then catch them.

'hey we caught some more corn monkeys'

by Ssammule August 9, 2006

corn nigger

A corn that niggers

not to be confused with niggercorn

"corn nigger corn nigger make me a match"

by goik November 18, 2012

corn haul (er)

The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act.

A foolish, oafish individual.

"My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her."

"That corn hauler wore my shoes home."

by Jonesy March 21, 2003

Corn Husky

n. A woman from the midwest who's skinny until she reaches her early 20's, then becomes overweight or obese.

I dated that girl when she was 19, but now she's a corn husky.

by celesguy1 November 13, 2011

Corn virus

The corona virus is not a joke, but the corn virus is.

I have the corn virus.

by Bottom500 player February 18, 2020

Corn daddy

A jabroni from the south who picks his women like he picks his corn.
He generally does not care about the quality, but is more concerned with quantity.
A Corn Daddy generally has several STDs and several illegitimate children

Can also be a southerner who enjoys eating corn and raising children.

Dude, that jabroni is a fucking corn daddy.
This corn daddy would sleep with anything.

by Sean Francis November 26, 2007

Corn Shower

This is when a person will only eat corn for a week, once they are all full of corn the corn eater with take a shit on the head of another.

Jason's fucking a sick bitch, She asked him for a corn shower last night. to bad he was on that meat diet.

by Mr Cornman October 21, 2010