cooper

a female that likes other guys and will NOT date a girl but has a dick that is not even an inch and that is sad😭😭

coopers dick is smaller than a inch that is sad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by abby joe November 29, 2019

Cooper

Is a dick

hay cooper what are you
a dick

by IseeYoucooper December 2, 2019

cooper

another word for a penis used at WJHS Mostly by Carson W, and Collin P because they both have tiny penises

Guy: You wanna come eat this cooper
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture

by bitchwhore69 December 5, 2019

Cooper

People usually regard him as an outstanding individual and if he doesn't lower his facade you will continue to believe he is a outstanding individual. However if he ever turns off the facade he will reveal that is a true sociopath.

Cooper is outstanding at math.

by Kalib December 13, 2019

Cooper

He is an egotistical maniac who usually cries when he loses a game.

Ugh, she Osborn’s such a Cooper.

by NotePablo December 24, 2019

cooper

cooper is a sweetheart if your dating him expect a gift almost every day. be careful he could steal your girl with his good look, charm, and his big dick.

Girl 1: coopers sooo hot I want to fuck him
Girl 2: he has a gf

Girl 1: he can cheat
Girl 2: hes to loyal

by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019

peyton cooper

this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.

everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper

me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?

by thatspicything April 23, 2019