gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?
gay guy2: okay!
gay guy2: okay!
by hoe May 13, 2005
Get the glow in the dark condoms mug.The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.
(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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the act of going to any retail location that sells condoms and shop around to see which ones you would like to purchase
i went to Walgreens the other day to condom shop so i would have protection for my amazing weekend with my girlfriend.
by carltonsteel August 5, 2010
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by shtzngglz May 8, 2010
Get the eye condoms mug.When you post a status on Facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person nobody likes and you aren't sure why you're friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then nobody else wants to comment because it's all fucked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.
Keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?
Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)
Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!
Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)
Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!
by KeithsDeadBaby March 3, 2011
Get the Social condom mug.The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.
1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.
by masterdddd September 12, 2017
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