Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.
COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
by Chimping Champ August 31, 2012

by Excelsior von hemogloben October 17, 2011

A state of mind which the affected person has been reduced to a tipsy, drunk, groggy, like mentality but the cause and main focus of the individual is cock. It can be considered an altered state, achieved via intense desire, actual intoxication, or be hypnotically induced
The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.
The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.
I cant stop staring at iittt fuck, mmmm your cock looks so yummmy fuckkk heh I'm so fucking cock drunk god I need it
by Cultic Terror July 17, 2023

Jim- "Did you see Jeff Davis in the men's restroom?"
Dwayne- "yes, he was cock scoping every dick in the room"
Dwayne- "yes, he was cock scoping every dick in the room"
by Davisistheman November 13, 2009

by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"
by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014

Used in similar fashion as Holy shit except the cock part makes it more ear catching because no one is expecting it
by Sevaii November 20, 2020
