Cock Drunk

A state of mind which the affected person has been reduced to a tipsy, drunk, groggy, like mentality but the cause and main focus of the individual is cock. It can be considered an altered state, achieved via intense desire, actual intoxication, or be hypnotically induced

The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.

I cant stop staring at iittt fuck, mmmm your cock looks so yummmy fuckkk heh I'm so fucking cock drunk god I need it

by Cultic Terror July 17, 2023

Cock-on-the-Block

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"

by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014

Cock Hulk

Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.

COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"

REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET

by Chimping Champ August 31, 2012

Cock Snobbler

When you get smacked with a penis and cum comes flying onto your nose

Jim: Yo, last night my girl turned into a cock snobbler!
Tim: I wish my girl would turn into one.

by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017

Cock Scoping

The act of looking at other men's genitalia when using the restroom or while in a communal shower.

Jim- "Did you see Jeff Davis in the men's restroom?"
Dwayne- "yes, he was cock scoping every dick in the room"

by Davisistheman November 13, 2009

Cock Slash

When someone literally whips out his cock and slashes another person/object/animal with it. It is one of the most ridicilious ways of 'pwning' someone. Instead of saying "owned"/"pwned", you can say "Cock slashed".

Man, did you see how I 'cock slashed' that noob ?

by Big Dick Player February 9, 2009

cock climbing

When you say you are going to go rock climbing, but you actually just fuck some dude.

Luiza went to the gym to go cock climbing.

by The Handy Man February 15, 2010