cock coconuts

Slang for testicles, which produce semen that resembles coconut milk in look and texture.

I was stranded on a deserted island with 3 hot chicks, and they had to survive on the milk from my cock coconuts.

by Spermzorr February 7, 2007

coconuts

Store where music, movies, and games can be bought

The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.

by kam February 28, 2004

coonut

cunt

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by adolf October 13, 2003

coconuts song

The coconuts song is the bushmurry's national athem of their country perky coconuts island it has the exact same tune as the milkshake song. the coconuts song is not for the faint hearted.

"Oh my coconuts bring all the boys to the beach and their like bigger than yours damn right their bigger than yours damn right their bigger than yours" " oh kelsis coconuts r biggest of them all and their like really really big damn right their really really big u could touch em but we'd have 2 charge" There are alot more verses to the song but you have to be a bushmurry to know the whole song.

by Courtney is cool May 29, 2004

coconuts

a girl with extremely hairy tits

damn bitch you need to clip those coconuts

by horny bastard January 11, 2005

cocknut

A crazy nutter that just cant get enough cock.

You know that girl katie? She is a total cocknut.

by rchinn April 29, 2004

hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.

i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.

by bummyland November 13, 2011