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Frosted Clam

Paul gave his boss a frosted clam because she said he did so well in his performance this year.
by Clamer October 20, 2016
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Clam Trumpin

When you go around grabbing all the fine pussy you can.
Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.
by Clamer October 20, 2016
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Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015
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clam pocket

Noun; Derived from the Latin: "Bearded Clam" And the low Geman "Muschel Tasche", clam pocket, is a versatile term used for a dish traditionally served on the second date of a burgeoning courtship.

See also: beaded clam, beef curtains, fingerhut, cave of wonders, baby cannon, vagoo, the pink castle, the Grandest Canyon.
"Aye, yo- I thought we had something special, when you gonna serve up that clam pocket???
by Soft shell crab tacos April 5, 2016
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Clam Butt

When your ass crack develops an insactiable appetite for your under wear. Both cheeks work together to devoure and clamp down hard, griping and embedding the under garment between both cheeks driving it towards the anus. Typically predominant in humid climates and a comon side effect of swamp butt.
Hey freind I have a bad case of clam butt, can you help fish my boxers out of my ass?

Look at the way that girl is walking, she must have a bad case of clam butt.

You should probably throw that underwear out after that bad case of clam butt you had.
by Fart splinters October 13, 2018
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Sobbing Clam

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.
"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"
by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018
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clam bucket

a well used vagina that smells like fish and is sorta gooey
that chic is a clam bucket
by Falc7 July 5, 2018
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