rather pessimistic fellow, but has a clean hitler cut tho. Could possibly be a calvin klein model in the future. Is pretty easy to toss around in wrestling.
bumeer is being pessimistic again
by BingChillingLegend March 13, 2023
Get the bumeer mug.A man who thinks he is the best at everything he does and everything he's never done. When you are around him you can not enjoy any accomplishments because they will be belittled. A man who believes he will be the next mike Tyson after 2 months a boxing. A man who uses testosterone boosters and wears tank tops to flaunt his substance abuse. A man who may be mistaken for a gay man and when he is approached with that statement his roid rage takes control of him. His drinking problem causes him to abuse to females which poses him single and threatens to commit suicide weekly. You can find an average of 6 coors light under his passenger seat and unused condoms due to his lack of female attention. A man who wears overly blinged out jewelry from walmart to flaunt the money he does not have. Hunter is not someone you strive to be. Don't be a BUMter
Normal Man: what if joe and his friends show up?
Bumter Sherbondy : if I move fast enough and swing at the right time I can take 7 of them.
Bumter Sherbondy : if I move fast enough and swing at the right time I can take 7 of them.
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A phone number which a woman shares with guys she meets on dating apps. It is not her personal number as a precaution, usually shared for formal purposes.
She was interested to know more about him after the first date, but still wasn't sure if he was the right one. She decided to share her bumber with him for now.
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Usually involves some kind of unexpected failure, confusion, or accident — but it ends up being a story to laugh about.
Usually involves some kind of unexpected failure, confusion, or accident — but it ends up being a story to laugh about.
"The whole presentation crashed and my mic was on mute. Absolute bumser."
"We missed the train, spilled coffee, and got lost . classic bumser day."
"His code deleted itself... and he laughed. That’s a bumser moment if I’ve ever seen one."
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"His code deleted itself... and he laughed. That’s a bumser moment if I’ve ever seen one."
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