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The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.
Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!
by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011
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buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.
by Mike June 13, 2004
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buffer thrust

An highly advanced technique used in bowling

Almost guarantees you will not a get a strike
I'll get a strike with "buffer thrust!!"

Let me show you a technique i like to call buffer thrust..
by Ninja-Shadow December 19, 2006
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Buffin Top

The back fat that squeezes out the top of a too-tight bra or corset. Not to be confused with a muffin top.
"Hey, does this corset give me buffin top?" or, "Don't tie my corset too tight of I'll get a buffin top."
by buffintopnogood February 24, 2010
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Biffen

Biffen is some sort of a game. To start you put a sausage into you partners anus. After this your partner tries to shoot the sausage in your own mouth by contractions of the circus muscles of the anus.

This game involves a lot of practice and tactics.
Last night Maria and I went biffen. She shot it three times in a row into my mouth. She is really an expert!!
by Circular_muscle_destroyer November 5, 2019
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Seaside Brunch Buffet

A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.
Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.
by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009
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Buffnut

A term used as a friendly teasing, for no specific reason or purpose. Used mostly during teenage years.
"Hey buffnut, what's up?"
by Julie Pagni March 19, 2004
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