Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op
by Jimmmmru May 2, 2022
Get the Bruce Massonmug. A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
Get the Bruce Willismug. by LiftYT April 4, 2022
Get the Brucemug. A very muscular man with a kind smile and nice personality people usually gravitate towards a Bruce Ketrick because he is a natural born leader.
by Yeeeeeeeet.bot December 12, 2018
Get the Bruce Ketrickmug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Walter Bruce Willis Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>mug. Brucing is an underground trend gone viral at the Univerity of North Texas. The Bruceteria at Bruce hall serves the same wet sausage logs every morning that taste unlike any distinguishable meat. Brucing consists of paying your friend two dollars and a bag of Hot Cheetos to help stuff as many link as possible into your anal cavity. The current record is set at 27 and yet to be challenged.
by recordsetter_27 March 21, 2024
Get the Brucingmug. by Olfie October 9, 2019
Get the Bruce Willismug.