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Arguing with a shampoo bottle

When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."

"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."

"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"

"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."

"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."

"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."
by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 8, 2014
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Wine Bottle Shits

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.
I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.
by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009
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Hot water bottle

As seen in the Korean web novel 'FFF-Class Trashero', a sexual partner (usually in the case of the main character Kang Han Soo referring to a woman), basically a 'bed warmer'.
"A beauty, whose body was ideal to be the highest-grade hot water bottle, thus shouted while looking down from the top of a majestic fortress covered by ice and snow." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 65

"His girlfriend, who had played the role of a hot water bottle, had disappeared, while he was kidnapped to the continents of Fantasia again." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 75
by jerrythebattlepus December 19, 2020
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Beer in a bottle?

Brilliant!

-Drinking beer straight from the bottle-
by tricky December 29, 2004
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brown bottle fever

illness with sympotms such as headache, nausa, bad mood, red eyes, all brought on by drinking bottle beer.
Having had 14 beers last night at the party, Ben was now suffering from brown bottle fever.
by baltsox January 11, 2008
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brown bottle flu

n. - a condition consisting of a headach combined with nausea and a sensitivity to bright lights and loud noises. Usually caused by a night of heavy drinking. aka - Hangover
Debbie called in sick today because she has the brown bottle flu.
by MDM December 1, 2004
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special water bottle

A flask, containing alcohol; more often than not (if at all).
"Daddy's special water bottle" -Homer Simpson.
by M0T0RH3D November 1, 2007
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