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vagina blinders

When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer
My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.
by Boom5798 April 18, 2014
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blowing bender

Smoking an e-cig. Due to the physical similarities of an e-cig to a robot penis.
Relax, I'm not smoking a real cigarette, I'm blowing bender.
by seeyounexttuesday August 23, 2014
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dead-birder

A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.
The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.
by Hellbilly_666 March 27, 2015
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Angry Birder

A gamer being so obsessed and expert in Angry Birds game.
You break my high score! You're really a Angry Birder!
by Noseyparker May 26, 2015
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Ender bender

A period of time where you party really hard .... A few days of binge drinking and putting extensive damage and miles on your liver. And that you consumed so much party that its the end of you and you feel like you could die but you keep going! The ender bender of destiny usually an extended holiday weekend
Dude i got into dewey beach, de friday night and have been drinking nonstop since i have the shakes What an epic ender bender weekend... Wanna go to the bar??
by dru land May 27, 2015
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hand-bender

Derogative term, used to describe an individual (often a male) who is indecisive, unwelcome, or in any way socially awkward; comparable to calling someone a "wanker."
What, you STILL don't know what if you want pepperoni or cheese pizza? Bruh, like...don't be such a hand-bender.

Is that Eric? God, what a hand-bender; let's bounce, yo.
by Iguana-Hunter Beastmaster November 23, 2015
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Hetro-bender

When a gay person hooks up with a straight person they become a hetro-bender.
Girl 1: Did you see Sweeny hooked up with a straight girl at the club last night?
Girl 2: Yes. She loves being a hetro-bender doesnt she.
by JonnySn1per September 23, 2016
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