Rat Bastard

A supposed human who is actually lower that a human being, but to make things worse, is able to pretend to be a human being. Someone who'd likely steal from his own brothers and suck up to his in-laws

That Rat Bastard PW sucks his stupid mother-in-laws ass while never visiting his own momma

by Krakz Artimius December 1, 2006

gay bastard

Illegitimate offspring of a couple who also happens to be gay.

His parents were never married and he turned out to be a homosexual...gay bastard!

by Dennis Jungbluth June 25, 2003

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

limey bastard

An insult from an American railed at a British person for often trivial matters such as not conforming to their spellings, such as "colour/color". This is done without taking into consideration that the American spelling is just a regional variation, and that the British can't be incorrect because it is the land where the English language was conceived and the first people to speak it.

"You limey bastards can't spell color right!"

by TimFS October 24, 2004

Emo Bastard

An Emo Bastard is an annoying dick that you have to socialise with because they linger about like a bad smell talking about THURSDAY and how they made them cry at the gig and how their RUFIO T-shirts colours are fading. Emo bastards like to cry about everything and play metallica solos on their guitars craply even though they tell people that they only listen to emo genred music. They like to attempt to steal your mates too so if you see one, normally wearing a t-shirt with a band that you havent heard of to be "cool" and/or have greasy skin/hair and trousers that are too tight/baggy, boot them in the pussy.

Mike Barker is Such an Emo Bastard, all he does is think hes' good at guitar and pretend he has friends. What a loser eh kieron?

by Jamie Chang December 30, 2003

cat fucking bastard

One who takes advantage of a situation for personal gain... so much so that he/she makes it look as easy as fucking a cat. for example, scoring an open net goal.

Hey, way to take my beer when I wasn't looking, you cat fucking bastard.

by 905 Residents January 10, 2007

Bastard

A superior sub-race of human beings who are born into this world though illigitimate means. This ultimately gives them superpowers. e.g. The power to be very cool, the power to kick-ass.
Scientists have predicted that the number of bastards will increase dramatically in the future and their eventual taking-over-the-world and non-bastard holocaust will occur by year 2075.

Victor and Samantha are such sexy bastards.

by John 'Bastard' Citizen July 16, 2009