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Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.
Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting
by Noizey December 6, 2015
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Barking

When someone says something in a foreign language and no one understands, can be used when talking to friends. Normally said with an Asian accent
"dude, what are you barking"
by SaintSuckIt December 7, 2015
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Barfing Rainbows

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Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.
"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."
by JP Clifford March 3, 2017
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barking for sharks

The act of vomiting.
Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.
by G@wordman October 23, 2017
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Basting

dry, bland meat. The technique requires brushing liquid onto the roast with a pastry brush. Pan drippings, stock, watered down marinade and herbed butter are usually used to baste.

Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.

You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.
Gordon Ramsay: "Why does the turkey look like my grandmas face, did you start basting it half way?"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"
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Baiting

MattBtw is the definition of Baiting
MattBtw is Baiting
by dqwedasdfasdasd June 25, 2018
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