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baker

verb. when a person either adds, comments on a status or picture of someone they have no idea who they are on Facebook. This is often a synonym for the word "creeper".

noun. A picture of someone, normally fat, who takes a picture of them self with their webcam trying to look huge when they clearly aren't in real life.
v. Hey Christian just bakered your sister.
n. Wow, you're picture is such a baker.
by anti-baker July 30, 2010
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Bakers Dozen

A group of 13 very cool British girls (one honorary member) that share adolescent experiences together, and good times. Each have a varied size of cake shelf and are all very quick witted and clever
"who's coming to the super cool party tonight?"
"The Bakers Dozen girls!!"
by marth94 October 31, 2011
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Bakers Dolphin

A travel agency that provides coach trips.
I just went to Bakers' Dolphin.
by HiTmAN December 27, 2003
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Baker's Daughter

Offspring of a dozen and a baker's dozen. In formulaic terms, it is 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) which equals 156.
Salesman: "How many bagels do you?"
Customer: "Well, there's a lot of people, I better buy a baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many bagels, sir"
Customer: "Well, shit."
by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012
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Baker's Gross Daughter

A baker's daughter, minus a gross. ie: a regular dozen. Formulaically: 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) minus a gross (144) = 12 (a baker's gross daughter).
Salesman: "How many bagels do you want?"
Customer: "A baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many sir"
Customer: "Oh, ok, make it a baker's gross daughter"
Salesman: "Coming right up!"
by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012
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Baker Mayfield

The Baker Mayfield - the act of double fingering a butthole with the index and middle finger then wiping the poop smear underneath the eyes of your lover. This will look like eye black but brown, like the shitty QB he is.
Yo bro, i met this shitty bitch last night. Shes a dirty girl. Took her home and treated her to a Baker Mayfield!

Or

I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!
by Lilporno February 20, 2022
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ashley baker

Ashley Baker is a strong, kind, and loving person to know. She is nice, strong, and known to be quite honest. She is so pretty and beautiful.
Ashley Baker is super fun to have as your girlfriend!
by Ytsnorlaxgamer23 November 15, 2018
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