The most uncontrollable and natural fap fap fap action. It's a special term reserved for ONLY the hottest chicks. Guys don't need any invitation to fap to an autofap girl. She is fappable to the most extreme extent. An autofap chick is not your regular pretty or cute girl, she's amazingly beautiful, hot and sexy. A body to die for. A cutie who triggers wet dreams without the sleeping part. As the word suggests, faps to this girl are automatic and just happen because it's so natural in her case. Guys just can't help it when this girl shows up. Warning: this may cause inconvenience to others around you. The word can be used both as a verb and a noun.
Eg.1: After coming across a picture of a hot lingerie clad Russian chick, Mike went on autofap.
Eg.2: Hey dude, after visiting that forum, you'll go on autofap.
Eg.3: I couldn't wake up this morning because I lost all my energy autofapping last night.
Eg.4: Dave couldn't avoid messing up his bed because he had autofapped.
Eg.2: Hey dude, after visiting that forum, you'll go on autofap.
Eg.3: I couldn't wake up this morning because I lost all my energy autofapping last night.
Eg.4: Dave couldn't avoid messing up his bed because he had autofapped.
by p.ab June 29, 2011
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Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.
Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.
I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.
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A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.
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"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
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Get the Automatic door mug.An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.
Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"
Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."
Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."
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