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autofap

The most uncontrollable and natural fap fap fap action. It's a special term reserved for ONLY the hottest chicks. Guys don't need any invitation to fap to an autofap girl. She is fappable to the most extreme extent. An autofap chick is not your regular pretty or cute girl, she's amazingly beautiful, hot and sexy. A body to die for. A cutie who triggers wet dreams without the sleeping part. As the word suggests, faps to this girl are automatic and just happen because it's so natural in her case. Guys just can't help it when this girl shows up. Warning: this may cause inconvenience to others around you. The word can be used both as a verb and a noun.
Eg.1: After coming across a picture of a hot lingerie clad Russian chick, Mike went on autofap.

Eg.2: Hey dude, after visiting that forum, you'll go on autofap.

Eg.3: I couldn't wake up this morning because I lost all my energy autofapping last night.

Eg.4: Dave couldn't avoid messing up his bed because he had autofapped.
by p.ab June 29, 2011
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Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.
I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.
by Wordiculous July 17, 2023
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autocorrect

A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.
Duck you, autocorrect! Duck you to he'll!
by do it fgt  November 16, 2011
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autofellatiography

A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.
"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
by Fishbert December 16, 2008
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AutoBeast

When you're so good that there is no need to even prove anything
Man, Tom Brady is autobeast
by Padres August 17, 2012
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Automatic door

An alternative way of calling somebody a slut.
"She's an automatic door, she opens for everything"
by AH2302 March 5, 2013
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Autoerotic Decapitation

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.
Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."
by DCarradine April 30, 2014
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