Australian sweatsuit

When you cover yourself or someone else in fur then sit in the south Texas heat

Let’s get that fucker and give him an Australian sweatsuit

by 8==>~(( July 30, 2018

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Australian

The Texan version of Britain

Are you Australian?
"Yeh owd ye kno m8?"

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Australian Creampie

When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich

“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”

by Haymen81 August 29, 2022

The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

Australian Boogie

Sex with an individual whom has hairy junk.

T: Picked up a lovely gal last night and I did the Australian Boogie.

B: What is that?
T:I went dancing in the bush

by SnorkelingWombat April 23, 2015

Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)

Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!

by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024