(noun) the process in which a scholarly institution, such as a college or university, renders a student to a state where he or she feels as comfortable as he or she would have been if he or she had received a metacarpal enema. (see fisting)
variations of the term include, but are not limited to
academically fisting, academically fisted
variations of the term include, but are not limited to
academically fisting, academically fisted
Jon: Dude, I have three exams back to back this week, I just got a C- on my last exam, and my professor just gave us another assignment due next week.
Matt: Dude, you are getting academically fisted, hard.
Jon: Yeah, this is a serious case of academic fisting.
Matt: Dude, you are getting academically fisted, hard.
Jon: Yeah, this is a serious case of academic fisting.
by Richard Shunnairy, RBN July 13, 2016
Get the academic fisting mug.(n.) 1. A flex that a smartass uses to show off their intelligence on a test.
(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.
(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.
(1.) Michael: Damn, Gabe's got a 100 every subject, true academic flex of the century.
Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?
Hailey: I don't know why.
*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*
Stacey: yeah...
Teacher: Is your assignment finished?
Stacey: um...yeah
*Stacey hands it in*
Lydia: How the fuck?
Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.
Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?
Hailey: I don't know why.
*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*
Stacey: yeah...
Teacher: Is your assignment finished?
Stacey: um...yeah
*Stacey hands it in*
Lydia: How the fuck?
Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.
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Dr. Wolfe is my goat
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