Rosie and a Rita

Rosie refers to cockney rhyming slang - rosie lea which means cup of tea, rita is also another female name with the same first letter which if said in a cockney(working class london) accent sounds like reefer.who doesnt enjoy this wanderful combination?

'Ive had such a crap day at work'
'A rosie and a rita will sort you right out'

by eeba February 8, 2009

sausage and a can of nuts

a phrase used to refer to the male genitals.

that slut wants a sausage and a can of nuts.

by drfreshdude January 17, 2008

M-Kay and A

The abbreviated name refers to the incredibly talented Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and comes in handy when you're in a pinch and can't quite find the energy to say eight syllables...We've got it right down to four!! Talk about convenience!

Did you see M-Kay and A on the VMA's last night? Those matching outfits were terrible, Gag me with a spoon!!!

by EM SIZZLE September 10, 2005

liar and a lesbian

When you're not telling the truth blatently.
Oftentimes, the type of lie can be identified by a foggy relay of the details of the night before.

"Jakey, what happened last night, you guys were awful cozy?"
-"Nothing"
"Shut up! You're a liar and a lesbian if you're going to tell me you didn't shag that lovely last night."

by Amelia Sultana April 22, 2006

fourteen and a half

When you suddenly think of something you want to say, but you don't want to interrupt someone else, you would say "Fourteen and a half <whatever>." Where the <whatever> is replaced by something that would remind you later of what it was you wanted to say. (For those of us who would forget if they don't say it right away.)

Sara wants to tell Ashley about a friend and her incident with cheddar cheese, but Ashley is in the middle of a great story of her own. Sara would pipe in "Fourteen and a half cheddar cheese" or "Fourteen and a half cheese incident." After Ashley finishes her story, either Sara or Ashley would say, "So yeah, fourteen and a half cheddar cheese?"

by FizzyBee January 5, 2009

nig and a half

A rate of speed or quantity of value.
Represents a speed of X or value of X, which is just past the acceptable value. (i.e. just over the speed limit, or just a bit too expensive).

"How much did it cost?" "A nig and a half".

"How fast was it going?" "A nig and a half"

by MatchNL April 11, 2005

butters and a half

1. Some who is butters. ugly un attractive,But it is worst dan ugly.
2. Instead of saying the person is ova butters or uber butters . U say butter and a half.
3. Used as a diss. Also names 4 peeps hu r just 2 ugly 2 b called onli butters.

mel: "ergh man did u c dat bwoy?"
kate:" damn dat bwoy is butters!"
mel: "he aint butters man , he butters n a half!"
kate:" lol, tru, he dnt deserve 2 just b called butters only."

by Nasa February 21, 2005